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Orgy queen attacked by deposed orgy king

Helen and Kenneth were a couple who hosted orgies together. Then they broke up but tried to continue the whole orgy thing. Unfortunately, Kenneth got jealous when he saw Helen doing it with other people at one of the orgies. I’m not sure what he was expecting.

So that wasn’t working out, and Helen started holding the orgies on her own. Then this happened:

Helen Shields, 43, said Kenneth Stewart squirted lighter fuel over her as he chased her through a house where she was staging a night for members of “The Black Man’s Fan Club”.

Via Gawker.

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Horse Bites Off a Guy’s Ball

An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

“Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,” the bystander was quoted as saying.

via Pharyngula

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Joe the Congressman Would Assault His Colleagues

Wurzelbacher has been pondering a run for Congress and said, “If I became a congressman I would literally bang people's heads together and probably get in a lot of trouble.”

Literally!

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NY Post Critic Hits Ebert with a Binder

Lou Lumenick of the not-exactly-reputable NY Post hit Roger Ebert with a binder.

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