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My name is Jeff, and I write this blog. I work as an interface designer in Denver, CO. I am also an amateur musician and an atheist.
Tag Archives: vampires
Marilyn Monroe died to protect JFK from vampires
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Non-threatening vampires
Here is a Tumblr blog about vampires who are just getting out there and loving life. Fearlessly, joyously, contagiously.
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Real vampires spell vampire with a y
Republican vampire Jonathon Sharkey has issued a challenge to Robert Pattinson.
I hope you will print this response to The Hollywood Reporter’s story that Twilight Vampyre Wannabe Robert Pattinson is related to Vlad Tepes Dracula.
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Personally if that boy thinks he’s from Vlad’s bloodline, then let him prove it, in the way Vlad would… On a field of battle! As the US Secret Service will attest, I am Vlad to the bone. Unlike Pattinson, I am a warrior and a true Vampyre.
If he truly wants to prove his Vlad heritage, then I challenge him to face me on a field of battle. Let see which one of us is “VLAD TO THE BONE!” Not a Hollywood pretty boy!
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Do Svidaniya,
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey (R)
Presidential Candidate
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