Female Muscovy ducks have spirally, squiggly vaginas that keep out undesired penises. For desired penises, they simply relax their muscles to allow entry. They have evolved this capacity while male Muscovy ducks have evolved 8-inch penises that get fully-erect in a third of a second.
Friends, duck sex is a high-stakes world.
From Wired, via OMG Facts.
This installment concerns transgressions. Like a woman misusing her vagina. Like a man with a ridiculous haircut becoming suddenly camera-shy. Like Mormons who long to have sex and grow beards. Dave and Jeff also attempt to write at least one decent knock-knock joke. Spoiler alert. They fail.
Marvel at the unlikely tale of a woman who hid all manner of drugs and contraband in her vagina.
After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
Via Daily Intel.
Dave and Jeff devote a goodly portion of their running time this episode to the tale of Joseph Smith and the Book of Abraham, while making brief mention of Tungo the penguin with a prosthetic beak and vaginal eroticism. Also: celebrity interviews.
Also tagged book of abraham, hieroglyphics, jerry seinfeld, jon bon jovi, joseph smith, justin bieber, mormonism, mustaches, penguins, prosthetics, Show, tungo the penguin
From the abstract of Vaginal eroticism: a replication study:
This study supports previous findings regarding vaginal eroticism. It does not support the existence of the discrete anatomical structure called the Grafenberg spot. It supports the contention that there are two distinct types of female orgasm, vaginally evoked and clitorally evoked. It also supports the finding that some women expel a fluid through the urethra at the time of orgasm. In this particular case the fluid was chemically indistinguishable from urine.
Good to know.
Also tagged orgasms, urine