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Texas’ House of Representatives once unanimously passed a bill commending the Boston Strangler

To demonstrate how careless he thought the legislative process in Texas was, on April Fool’s Day 1971, Tom Moore Jr. introduced a resolution to commend Albert de Salvo.

This compassionate gentleman’s dedication and devotion to his work has enabled the weak and the lonely throughout the nation to achieve and maintain a new degree of concern for their future. He has been officially recognized by the state of Massachusetts for his noted activities and unconventional techniques involving population control and applied psychology.

Moore retracted the resolution after it passed unanimously. Albert de Salvo was the Boston Strangler.

Via OMG Facts.

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Last words

The only thing I want to say is that I appreciate the hospitality that you guys have shown me and the respect; and the last meal was really good. That is about it. Thank you guys for being there and giving me a little bit of spiritual guidance and support.
–James Collier

You can read lots more last statements from Texas’s Death Row, via Chris Mohney.

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Sam Houston vs. William Stanbery

Trivia fact: Texas legend Sam Houston is the only person to be governor of two US states, Tennessee and Texas.

Houston was also an adopted citizen of the Cherokee nation, and in the time between his Tennessee governorship and his time in Texas, he went to Washington to protest the government’s defrauding of the Cherokee. While he was there, congressman William Stanbery gave a speech in the House that implied Houston himself was involved in the fraud.

Houston read about the remarks and sent Stanbery a letter asking for verification. Apparently, this was the first step of a dueling challenge, which Stanbery refused by refusing to even read the letter. Ten days later, the two men happened upon each other on Pennsylvania Avenue.

In the colorful –and I would guess, not entirely accurate — language of 1928′s Sam Houston: Colossus in Buckskin:

“Are you Mr. Stanberry?” asked Houston, and when the Ohio congressman answered in the affirmative, Houston shouted, “Then you are a damned scoundrel,” and catching the squirming congressman by the collar, proceeded to give him the caning that had been promised.

It has become much the custom for historians to brand the encounter as a brutal, atrocious assault, “barbarous and ruffianly” in every respect, but the fact remains that not only was Stanberry a man as powerful as Houston, but he had the added advantage of being armed. Almost with the striking of the first blow, he drew his pistol and pulled the trigger when the barrel was pressed against Houston’s heart. The weapon missed fire, however, and wrenching it from Stanberry’s hand, Houston calmly went on with his caning, only halting when the agonized legislator broke down and whimpered.”

Houston was put on trial, and Francis Scott Key was his attorney. Key gave a mediocre opening statement and may have been too hung over to give the closing statement, so Houston did it himself — allegedly, also hung over. He was found guilty and fined $500, which he did not pay, instead heading to Texas.

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Betty Brown Thinks Your Names Are Too Difficult

The Texas Democratic Party demanded an apology Wednesday from state Rep. Betty Brown, R-Terrell for suggesting Asian-descent voters should adopt names that are “easier for Americans to deal with.”

via Wonkette

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