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Oh Jesus Christ, Sarah

Remember roughly 5 minutes ago when Sarah Palin tweeted about how ‘drill, baby, drill’ REALLY meant safe, onshore drilling rather than that horrible, dangerous offshore stuff?

Yeah, there’s this:

The Prudhoe Bay oil spill (2006 Alaskan oil spill) was an oil spill that was discovered on March 2, 2006 at a pipeline owned by BP Exploration, Alaska (BPXA) in western Prudhoe Bay, Alaska. Initial estimates said that up to 267,000 US gallons (6,400 bbl) were spilled over 1.9 acres (7,700 m2), making it the largest oil spill on Alaska’s north slope to date.

In her defense, she wasn’t even Governor at that point, so she didn’t need to look like she gave a shit.

Via Andrew Sullivan

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Sarah Palin wants to know if you GET IT NOW

Remember when Sarah Palin used to say “drill, baby, drill” all the time? Turns out it didn’t mean what we thought it did. From Wonkette:

 Sarah Palin wants to know if you GET IT NOW

Funny how none of that came across in your slogan, which just seemed to imply that we should drill the crap out of everywhere to get oil! It’s almost as if reductionist chants don’t carry nuance, and allow you to claim they mean any convenient bullshit you want when they become inconvenient!

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Drill baby drill

 Drill baby drill

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It is patriotic and constitutional to remove God from government

[Palin] asserted that America needs to get back to its Christian roots and rejected any notion that "God should be separated from the state."

It’s frustrating to me that Sarah Palin claims to respect the constitution and calls her opponents unamerican, all the while speaking out against constitutional principles.

I think more should be made of the fact that demanding the government favor religion or faith is in fact unconstitional, unamerican, and unpatriotic.

Via Andrew Sullivan

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Alaska’s National Guard is the first line of defense against Russia’s nukes… apparently

Palin's view of nuclear weapons was shaped by her stint as the commander in chief of the Alaskan National Guard, our first line of defense against Soviet nuclear weapons. Obama has held his same views since he was a stoner college student and has showed no signs of maturing.

Which of the two would you trust?

This is an actual thing written by an actual person who actually wants to be taken seriously as a thinking individual.

UPDATE: I started reading the comments out of curiosity about who would read this kind of a blog, and I was surprised to find a number of commenters mocking the post appropriately. Oh but then there was this:

WELL WHO LET ALL THE LIB-TARD’S THOUGH THE FRONT DOOR? MUST OF FORGOT TO LOCK IT

WELL ALL YOU LIB’S WHO HATE SARAH PAILIN ARE JUST LIKE THE ‘HIPSTER’S’ WHO HATE THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE. WELL MANY OF US AMERICAN’S REALIZE THAT SARAH PAILIN IS THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF AMERICA, JUST AS INSANE CLOWN POSSE IS THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF MUSIC.

E’NOUGH SAID

God, I hope that’s not a joke.

UPDATE AGAIN: Confederate Yankee has now deleted the over-100 comments on his post. I guess because they were overwhelmingly people pointing out how idiotic his post was. On the plus side, he also copped to a factual error. Which doesn’t quite make up for his ridiculousness, but it’s something.

Via Andrew Sullivan

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Our Sarah

 Our Sarah
Obama on Sarah Palin’s criticism of his nuclear treaty with Russia.

I really have no response to that. The last I checked, Sarah Palin’s not much of an expert on nuclear issues.

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John Cleese on Sarah Palin

John Cleese thinks that Michael Palin has lost his title as the funniest Palin.

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Palin Syrah Wine Drops in Sales After Sarah Palin Veep Pick

No one in San Francisco wants to drink a certain wine called Palin Syrah anymore.
 Palin Syrah Wine Drops in Sales After Sarah Palin Veep Pick
via Wonkette

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Palin Has The Same Idea Obama Had (And Implemented)

Sarah Palin thinks that the federal government’s spending should be viewable online. Barack Obama agrees. In fact, he co-sponsored a bill to do just that. Check it out at USASpending.gov.
via Wonkette

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Palin Watched SNL But Didn’t Listen

Sarah Palin watched the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler SNL sketch about her, but she had the volume down, so she didn’t hear a word. Still, she “thought it was hilarious”.

Gosh Sarah, you’re such a good sport. You’re grounded enough to recognize the hilarity of some New York comedienne looking just like you while not actually giving a shit about what she’s saying.

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