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In Israel, lying about your race can make you a rapist

In Israel, a Palestinian man told a Jewish woman he was also Jewish. Then they had sex. Now he’s been convicted of rape. This is the kind of episode a really good writer could turn into a beautiful novel that meditates on race, religion, and the way ancient conflicts shape our modern world.

It’s also a bunch of BS, man.

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Episode 2 – “All Bets Are Off”

Dave & Jeff have returned to you with another episode. Hear the imagined battle royale among several brave animals who have been armed. Hear Dave mimic your favorite celebrities. Also hear about vikings, skinny jeans, ground black people, inter-porn-star relations, and Noah’s Ark.

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The skinny jeans defense

A Sydney man has been acquitted of rape because the jury didn’t think he could’ve gotten his alleged victim’s jeans off by himself.

During the trial the jury sent a note to the judge asking for more information about “how exactly Nick took off her jeans”.

I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration,” the note read.

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