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	<title>Truth (plus lies) &#187; pirates</title>
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		<title>Suicidal man calls cops, threatens them with a sword, gets shot</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2011/05/08/suicidal-man-calls-cops-threatens-them-with-a-sword-gets-shot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 15:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jonathan Martis was depressed. His girlfriend had recently miscarried. In a deranged move, he called the Omaha police to his house. Officers commanded Martis to drop the sword, but he refused and advanced on them, said Officer Michael Pecha, a police spokesman. An officer fired a Taser that appeared to have no effect on Martis. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jonathan Martis was depressed. His girlfriend had recently miscarried. In a deranged move, he called the Omaha police to his house.</p>
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Officers commanded Martis to drop the sword, but he refused and advanced on them, said Officer Michael Pecha, a police spokesman.</p>
<p>An officer fired a Taser that appeared to have no effect on Martis. The costumed man continued to advance and was shot by an officer, Pecha said. He was struck in the torso.
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<p>He was also dressed like a pirate, which is something he liked to do, and apparently how he wanted to go out. Luckily, the shot did not kill him.</p>
<p><a href='http://www.omaha.com/article/20110505/NEWS97/110509851/1006'>From Omaha.com</a>, <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/QT4jWYyRAKU/sad-sword+waving-pirate-shot-by-cops">via Gawker</a>.</p>


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		<title>Dog Pirate</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2010/12/11/dog-pirate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 17:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[joshua agerstrand]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Joshua Agerstrand, via Ffffound. Related posts:Dog with pipe The Infinite Wiener Dog Man breaks dog out of pound, gets caught, goes to jail, dog gets euthanized


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<p><a href="http://agerstrand.com/2010/02/01/dog-pirate-im-sorry-gina/&#038;b=12">By Joshua Agerstrand</a>, <a href="http://ffffound.com/image/e778f079bb36b3a7033efe74f67356b98bacc407">via Ffffound</a>.</p>


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		<title>Dolphins Save Chinese Ship from Pirates&#8230; Says China</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2009/04/19/dolphins-save-chinese-ship-from-pirate-says-china/</link>
		<comments>http://truthpluslies.com/2009/04/19/dolphins-save-chinese-ship-from-pirate-says-china/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday. &#8230; The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href='http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2009-04/14/content_7676526.htm'>Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships</a> when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday.<br />
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The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hmmm&#8230; This is the official Chinese Government&#8217;s report, so one should be skeptical. Oh but they have a photo:<br />
<img src="http://truthpluslies.com/wp-content/plugins/imgsize/resize/600//wp-content/uploads/0022190dec450b4e8bd90b.jpg&sg=1" title="Dolphins Save Chinese Ship from Pirates... Says China" alt=" Dolphins Save Chinese Ship from Pirates... Says China" /></p>


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