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Episode 2 – “All Bets Are Off”

Dave & Jeff have returned to you with another episode. Hear the imagined battle royale among several brave animals who have been armed. Hear Dave mimic your favorite celebrities. Also hear about vikings, skinny jeans, ground black people, inter-porn-star relations, and Noah’s Ark.

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Noah’s ark found! Probably!

"It’s not 100 percent that it is Noah’s Ark but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it," Yeung Wing-cheung, a Hong Kong documentary filmmaker and member of the 15-strong team from Noah's Ark Ministries International told AFP.

We’re pretty sure all this wood we found is Noah’s ark. I mean, it’s wood and all.

Strangely, there’s nothing in any news articles mentioning whether the structure matches the very specific measurements in the Bible or even if it’s boat-shaped. But it is wood and in the right area and carbon-dated to a very wide window of time. So yeah, 99.9% sure.

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