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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish.

From Craig Glassner, via Boing Boing.

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Bieber gets boycotted for a fictional interview

There is no better way to describe it than how Gawker‘s Jim Newell does:

A fameball contractor who’s leading an effort to boycott construction of the “Ground Zero Mosque” is also participating in a Facebook campaign to boycott Justin Bieber for supporting Park51 in a Tigerbeat interview that was actually a hoax, the end.

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Groucho has a mind to join a club

Groucho has a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it

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The sad story of human billboard David Jonathan Winkelman

Winkelman became a human billboard for the radio station KORB in late-2000 after a disc jockey offered listeners a six-figure payout if they tattooed the FM station’s call letters and logo on their forehead. Winkelman and his stepson, Richard Goddard, went to a local tattoo parlor and each emerged with forehead ink promoting “93 Rock,” the “Quad City Rocker.”

But when the two guys tried to claim the money, the radio station said it was just a joke. They sued, but the suit was dismissed.

Winkelman just got arrested for something or other, so we’re all treated to the mugshot below. Poor guy…

Via Gawker.

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Silvio Berlusconi’s Hitler joke is weak

Dear Associated Press: don’t report that Silvio Berlusconi told a tasteless joke about Hitler and then not even tell us the joke! It’s important to judge someone’s shocking joke based on whether the person was being hilarious as well as insensitive and hateful.

Fortunately, The Indian Express has the joke, and it turns out it is not funny at all. Which makes Berlusconi even more of a jerk.

Addressing a convention of the youth wing of his People of Freedom Party, the billionaire businessman said: “A little after Hitler died his supporters discovered he was in fact still alive.

”They went to look for him to convince him to come back and he replied: ‘Yes I will return but on one condition…

this time I will be evil, right?’“

Via The Morning News.

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