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Illegal immigrants are simulating sex with our toy dinosaurs

Jefff — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 19:52:33 +0000

The man who is a “strong suspect” in a simulated sexual act with a toy dinosaur at a Chester County playground faces deportation to Mexico, State Police say.

Assuming he was here working and sending money back to Mexico, that’s going to be an embarrassing story to tell when he has to explain why he’s home.

Via Obscure Store.

AZ Governor says illegals are beheading us

Jefff — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:50:13 +0000

Arizona nutcase and governor Jan Brewer will stand by her stupid immigration law, and she will make up unsupportable stories to do it.

“Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded,” she said.

The anchor notes that he couldn’t find “any beheadings in any kind of news search.”

Talking Points Memo tried to find any shred of evidence that would support this claim and came up empty.

AZ’s governor doesn’t trust AZ’s attorney general

Jefff — Sat, 29 May 2010 23:19:53 +0000

Arizona’s immigration law doesn’t just mess with who’s responsible for federal immigration laws, it also makes an exception for who’s supposed to defend Arizona law in court.

The immigration law she signed gave her the power to coordinate the state’s legal defense because the Legislature saw a “lack of confidence” in Mr. Goddard’s willingness to defend the law, she said.

Citizenship-by-birth? Who needs it!

Jefff — Wed, 26 May 2010 14:01:29 +0000

Hooray! More douchewads want to crow about who’s American and who isn’t while willfully compromising something fundamentally American. This time, it’s that someone born in America is an American. Related posts:Older people have antibodies that target the Swine Flu Stephen Baldwin Still Craves It More from Confederate Yankee, my own adopted winger Related posts:

A joke from Arnold

Jefff — Tue, 11 May 2010 15:59:06 +0000

I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.. –Arnold Schwarzenegger

Via Andrew Sullivan

Making it easy for Arizona

Jefff — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:03:02 +0000

Via Andrew Sullivan

Britain’s Clown Shortage

Jefff — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:29:26 +0000

Cracking down on illegal immigration has caused Britain to run low on clowns. Related posts:The Minnesota GOP Is Hacking You Pakistani Clerics Take Polio’s Side Putin Forevah Related posts:

Anti-Immigration Success

Jefff — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:15:55 +0000

Congratulations, Republicans! Your policies are causing some illegal immigrants to leave the country!

Across the United States, tens of thousands of immigrants — those here legally and illegally — are facing a similar dilemma: Do they continue to search for jobs in a struggling U.S. economy or return home to an even bleaker economic situation?