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Sorry, Mom

This guy came over to my house, smoked my weed and read a book on my desk for about 15 minutes, completely ignoring me as I sat there. Out of nowhere he said, “Sooo, uh…are we gonna do this?” He laid on my bed, refused to kiss me and tried to turn himself on my fondling my breasts. He proceeds to try to bang me even though we haven’t kissed once. He finishes, goes to the bathroom for 30 minute. I got dressed and grabbed his wallet which he had left next to my bed. When he walked in I handed him his wallet which he promptly opened to count his cash claiming “checking to make sure you didn’t take any.” He then asked me to drive him home. Wow.

Blog: I bang the worst dudes. (Sorry, Mom)

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