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	<title>Truth (plus lies) &#187; animals</title>
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		<title>How long do animals live?</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2011/04/01/how-long-do-animals-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Information Is Beautiful, via The Daily What. Related posts:Bill Murray is sick of these directors with the homely kids Animals, buildings, people, vehicles It&#8217;s Robert Boyle&#8217;s world. You just live in it


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<p><a href="http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2011/vintage-infoporn-no-1/">From Information Is Beautiful</a>, <a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/09/infographic-of-the-day-7/">via The Daily What</a>.</p>


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		<title>Animals, buildings, people, vehicles</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2011/03/20/animals-buildings-people-vehicles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 15:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via Concrete Hermit. Related posts:Just Like Hybrid Cars, But They&#8217;re Animals Mark E Smith Hates Animals Paper people


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<li><a href='http://truthpluslies.com/2008/04/09/mark-e-smith-hates-animals/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Mark E Smith Hates Animals'>Mark E Smith Hates Animals</a></li>
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<p><a href="http://www.concretehermit.com/blog/stoke-of-the-day-15/">Via Concrete Hermit.</a></p>


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		<title>Giraffe in the city</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2010/10/26/giraffe-in-the-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 22:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Nakano. Visit his site here. Check out some other giant animals in Japanese cities. Via Ffffound. Related posts:ListMixer The Least Essential Albums Why Bugs Are Not Huge


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<p>By Nakano. <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/sekainokakera/eng/top01.html">Visit his site here.</a></p>
<p>Check out some other <a href='http://pinktentacle.com/2010/09/japanese-cityscapes-with-monster-sized-wildlife/'>giant animals in Japanese cities</a>. <a href="http://ffffound.com/image/8406c6d3763494f88b31e73cb48ccd35b4a5161d">Via Ffffound.</a></p>


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		<title>Episode 2 – “All Bets Are Off”</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2010/05/16/episode-2-%e2%80%93-%e2%80%9call-bets-are-off%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 04:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave &#038; Jeff have returned to you with another episode. Hear the imagined battle royale among several brave animals who have been armed. Hear Dave mimic your favorite celebrities. Also hear about vikings, skinny jeans, ground black people, inter-po...


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dave &#038; Jeff have returned to you with another episode. Hear the imagined battle royale among several brave animals who have been armed. Hear Dave mimic your favorite celebrities. Also hear about <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/browbeat/archive/2010/04/19/did-vikings-really-wear-horned-helmets.aspx" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/browbeat/archive/2010/04/19/did-vikings-really-wear-horned-helmets.aspx?referer=');">vikings</a>, <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/rape-of-woman-in-skinny-jeans-not-possible-20100430-tzai.html" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.smh.com.au/nsw/rape-of-woman-in-skinny-jeans-not-possible-20100430-tzai.html?&amp;referer=');">skinny jeans</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gfTd3pEM9hG-YDpOTRJDBFEIppAAD9F585080" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gfTd3pEM9hG-YDpOTRJDBFEIppAAD9F585080?referer=');">ground black people</a>, inter-porn-star relations, and <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/27/noahs-ark-found-turkey-arafat/" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/27/noahs-ark-found-turkey-arafat/?referer=');">Noah&#8217;s Ark</a>.</p>


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		<title>Brendan Wenzel</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2010/04/15/brendan-wenzel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 01:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out Brendan Wenzel&#8217;s blog. Related posts:Hey Lebanon &#038; Israel: We Totally Hate Gay People&#8230; In Case That Matters Crossposting to the Limit Pollster.com


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out <a href='http://www.brendanwenzel.info/blog'>Brendan Wenzel&#8217;s blog</a>.</p>
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		<title>I’ll take care of your dog after you’ve vanished, like a jerk</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2009/08/17/eternal-earth-bound-pets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When all the Christian fundies are raptured into their celestial paradise, and all of us evil unbelievers are left on the earth to be destroyed, what will happen to all the believer’s pets? Just think — millions of homeless pets left to starve to d...


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<a target="_blank" href="http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html">Eternal Earth-Bound Pets</a> is a group of atheists who are happy to charge pet-owners a fee for agreeing to take care of animals after their owners have been whisked away to heaven by the rapture.<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/08/17/eternal-earth-bound-pets/">via Unreasonable Faith</a></p>


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		<title>Horse Bites Off a Guy&#8217;s Ball</title>
		<link>http://truthpluslies.com/2009/03/13/horse-bites-off-a-guys-ball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jefff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack. &#8230; &#8220;Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,&#8221; the bystander was quoted as saying. via Pharyngula Related posts:Lawyer Loses Memory, Winds Up in [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after <a href="http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2009/03/12/1236447376612.html">a horse bit off one of his testicles</a> during a freak attack.</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,&#8221; the bystander was quoted as saying.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href='http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/03/they_are_out_to_get_us.php' class="via">via Pharyngula</a></p>


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