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Episode 3 – “Outer Space”

Lost in the depths of Outer Space, Dave and Jeff still find time to discuss hilarious news items about the misery of the North Korean people and Afghan suicide bombers’ premature suicides, which are both comedy gold. Also: Mark Twain, tiny penises, drunk parrots, and swears.

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Airport screener’s tiny penis revealed, reviled

In an exercise with one of those new scanners that reveal all the contours of your body, a TSA employee’s tiny penis was revealed to his co-worker. They made fun of him about it, until he couldn’t take it any more. From Gizmodo:

According to the arrest report, Negrin said “he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind,” so he accosted his co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, where he “forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton.”

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