I want to blockquote this entire article about the air sex championship in Japan. Air sex is like air guitar. Air sex can be dangerous. I repeat, air sex can be dangerous.
“On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my girlfriend. No, my ex-girlfriend. Shed just dumped me two days before the contest,” Cobra tells Weekly Playboy. “The air sex display I put on that day was, in my mind at least, supposed to be the farewell fling I really wanted to have with my girlfriend. It was the best possible condition I could have been in going into the competition.”