A Ukraine zoo has a two-headed snake, which the zoo says come along about every 50 years. Rarer still, this snake is albino.
The handlers at the zoo say they have to separate the heads with a divider while it’s being fed, otherwise they end up fighting each other for the tastiest morsels. Which is weird since all the food goes down the same throat.
No, it’s not weird. They are the tastiest morsels! I know that I would want to taste the tastiest morsels, and maybe I would even fight my second head for them. Fuck that guy.
My name is Jeff, and I write this blog. I work as an interface designer in Denver, CO. I am also an amateur musician and an atheist.