Monthly Archives: May 2011

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks Europe is stealing Iran’s rain

Alleged friend of magicians Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says he knows why Iran has suffered through several droughts.

“Western countries have designed plans to cause drought in certain areas of the world, including Iran,” Mr Ahmadinejad said in the city of Arak in Markazi province.

“According to reports on climate, whose accuracy has been verified, European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump” their water on their continent, he said.

By doing so, “they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries, including Iran,” Mr Ahmadinejad charged.

From The Telegraph, via Gawker.

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The Macho Man is in heaven

 The Macho Man is in heaven

From Reddit.

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Animal is Wolverine and Beaker is Cyclops

 Animal is Wolverine and Beaker is Cyclops

By ~Rahzzah, via Epic Ponyz.

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These colors don’t run, usually

 These colors dont run, usually

Via Ffffound.

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The saga of Gingrich

 The saga of Gingrich

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But surely they had killed Newt Gingrich off? Think again literati!

But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

That’s Newt Gingrich’s press secretary on Newt’s week of very bad press. Via Daily Intel.

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Garfield as Garfield

 Garfield as Garfield

An entire blog featuring President James A. Garfield as Garfield, via The Corner.

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Killer cart

 Killer cart

Via Ffffound.

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There is no heaven for broken down computers

Stephen Hawking says:

I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.

The only slight difference I have with this view is that there is some spark of identity (for lack of a better word) in me that I don’t think exists in a computer. That is, there’s something that makes me see out of my own eyes rather than someone else’s (or out of a computer’s eyes). I can’t even be sure that other people have it, though I assume they do.

Of course, without my brain, such a thing wouldn’t amount to much.

Via Gawker.

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Killing all those fish really brought home the message of Christ for the kids

 Killing all those fish really brought home the message of Christ for the kids

God is just like some douche minister who kills a bunch of poor (but cheap!) fish to freak children out. Lesson learned.

If only those kids had moved faster. More could’ve been saved…

From Dangerous Minds.

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