On April 1st, Jessica Boyle separated students in her class and put the black and mixed race students up for sale, according to WVEC News, apparently in a well intentioned, but ill-advised attempt to demonstrate the injustices of the slave era.
For our next lesson, I’d like anyone whose family comes from Germany to pick up a toy gun and anyone who’s Jewish to stand over here in the [air quotes] gas chamber. The rest of you can stay in your seats until Akira gets back from the boys’ room.