Rebel Black Bear devours Confederate Colonel

The University of Mississippi is replacing its old mascot, Confederate ‘Colonel Reb’, with a Rebel Black Bear’. Presumably, this rebel comes sans-cause. Or at least a non-racist cause. And how could he be racist since he’s a black bear? That kind of bear can only be reverse-racist against polar bears. By using affirmative action or something. Or the USDA.

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