Poor Rick Santorum will never be president because Dan Savage’s spreadingsantorum.com has better Google rankings than Santorum’s own site.
Savage’s site has been up for so long—with more than 13,000 inbound links, compared with only 5,000 for Santorum’s own site, America’s Foundation. “He’s staring at a very big deficit,” Skidmore observes.
Of course, I think the bigger problem is that Rick Santorum the person is genuinely less interesting than the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. Which means he wouldn’t have been president anyway.
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