Lunatic followed God to hunt down Osama bin Laden

Colorado’s own Gary Brooks Faulkner is a lunatic criminal who went to Pakistan to hunt down Osama bin Laden. He was arrested with a gun, a sword, and night-vision goggles. He claims he got within shooting distance of his target.

“How does one go about trying to find Osama bin Laden?” asked the interviewer.

“You don’t. You let the spirit guide you and unless you have the spirit of God, not the Mother Mary or some Mohammad or something like that. God almighty has to put his hand on you. I’ve been protected,” Faulkner said.

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