Monthly Archives: April 2010

More assholes in Mississippi

Making teenage lesbians feel shitty is becoming a statewide pastime. Now, a high school has removed a girl from her year book.

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Glass Bee

 Glass Bee
From Neatorama

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Noah’s ark found! Probably!

"It’s not 100 percent that it is Noah’s Ark but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it," Yeung Wing-cheung, a Hong Kong documentary filmmaker and member of the 15-strong team from Noah's Ark Ministries International told AFP.

We’re pretty sure all this wood we found is Noah’s ark. I mean, it’s wood and all.

Strangely, there’s nothing in any news articles mentioning whether the structure matches the very specific measurements in the Bible or even if it’s boat-shaped. But it is wood and in the right area and carbon-dated to a very wide window of time. So yeah, 99.9% sure.

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Millennials aren’t all that religious. Still spiritual though.

Most young adults today don’t pray, don’t worship and don't read the Bible, a major survey by a Christian research firm shows.

If the trends continue, "the Millennial generation will see churches closing as quickly as GM dealerships," says Thom Rainer, president of LifeWay Christian Resources. In the group’s survey of 1,200 18- to 29-year-olds, 72% say they’re "really more spiritual than religious."

 Millennials arent all that religious. Still spiritual though.
Hooray!
Via Wonkette

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Making it easy for Arizona

 Making it easy for Arizona
Via Andrew Sullivan

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The most useless machine ever

The most useless machine ever:
 The most useless machine ever
Via Ffffound

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Stephen Hawking: We were jerks, so why wouldn’t aliens be?

Stephen Hawking thinks making contact with an alien race might be a bad deal for humans. His logic is impeccable: what if they’re like us?

He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

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Cube Lube

 Cube Lube
Check out of other vintage comic book ads at Neatorama.

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Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

 Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

Via Andrew Sullivan

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Evo Morales: chickens injected with hormones can cause gayness and baldness

Evo Morales, the president of Bolivia, says that chickens injected with female hormones are a cause of homosexuality. Also, baldness.

Speaking at an environmental conference on Tuesday, Morales said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that "when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men".

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