My name is Jeff, and I write this blog. I work as an interface designer in Denver, CO. I am also an amateur musician and an atheist.
Reverend Moon tells us that human sexual organs are concave and convex and that free sex should be eliminated.
Monthly Archives: February 2009
Porn data! The state of Utah averages 5.47 porn subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users. That’s the highest of any state in the US.
There’s also this:
States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God's punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.”
The motion of the sun relative to the zodiac constellations is always slowly changing. Because the traditional dates for zodiac signs were determined in the 2nd century BC, today’s horoscope is grossly inaccurate, and the sun is never actually moving through the right constellations when your local horoscope says it is.
Wurzelbacher has been pondering a run for Congress and said, “If I became a congressman I would literally bang people's heads together and probably get in a lot of trouble.”
This guy came over to my house, smoked my weed and read a book on my desk for about 15 minutes, completely ignoring me as I sat there. Out of nowhere he said, “Sooo, uh…are we gonna do this?” He laid on my bed, refused to kiss me and tried to turn himself on my fondling my breasts. He proceeds to try to bang me even though we haven’t kissed once. He finishes, goes to the bathroom for 30 minute. I got dressed and grabbed his wallet which he had left next to my bed. When he walked in I handed him his wallet which he promptly opened to count his cash claiming “checking to make sure you didn’t take any.” He then asked me to drive him home. Wow.
In China, a bridge that was destroyed in the May 2008 earthquake was never repaired. So the locals use a zipline to cross the river.
Pepsi’s recent rebranding is lame. But at least it spawned the most hilarious collection of epic bullshit that a designer could conjure to justify a design.