Q. I can’t purchase the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch fingertip massager in my state. Why?
A. We’re sorry, but some states prohibit the sale of products such as these.
These states are Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia.
For shame, Colorado. For shaaaaame. 
My name is Jeff, and I write this blog. I work as an interface designer in Denver, CO. I am also an amateur musician, a free-thinker, and a generally curious person.
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I’ll get my parents to send you one from Pennsylvania.
I’ll give them money for two, so they can keep one.