So This Is Why Red-Staters Are So Angry – The Plank

Q. I can’t purchase the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch fingertip massager in my state. Why?
A. We’re sorry, but some states prohibit the sale of products such as these.
These states are Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia.

For shame, Colorado. For shaaaaame. 🙁

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  1. JB
    Posted October 31, 2008 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    I’ll get my parents to send you one from Pennsylvania.

  2. Posted October 31, 2008 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    I’ll give them money for two, so they can keep one.

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