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So This Is Why Red-Staters Are So Angry - The Plank

Q. I can’t purchase the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch fingertip massager in my state. Why?
A. We’re sorry, but some states prohibit the sale of products such as these.
These states are Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia.

For shame, Colorado. For shaaaaame. :(

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2 Responses to “So This Is Why Red-Staters Are So Angry - The Plank”

  1. JB Says:
    October 31st, 2008 at 11:41 am

    I’ll get my parents to send you one from Pennsylvania.

  2. Jefff Says:
    October 31st, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    I’ll give them money for two, so they can keep one.

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