Who they are online is not the real them, part 446

I was trying to figure out the wittiest way to describe this story, but now I needn’t bother because Crunch Gear got it just right:

We’re following the story of a 48-year old man who was posing online as an 18-year old Marine recruit, and was romancing an 18-year old girl who was really a middle aged woman in real life, and the man was jealous of her online relationship with a 22-year old co-worker who was really 22, so he shot him dead at close range in his pickup in a factory parking lot. The Aristocrats!

One Response to “Who they are online is not the real them, part 446”

  1. Brad Says:

    Yep, perfect.

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