Monthly Archives: August 2007

4real

New Zealand has rules about what you can name your kids, so one couple will have to give their son the official name of “Superman” while at home they call him their preferred name: “4real”.

the Wheatons chose the name when they saw an ultrasound and realised the pregnancy was for real.

Personally I think they should’ve gone with “Ultra Sound Wheaton”.

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She Fucking Hates Coldplay

At a karaoke bar in Seattle, a woman flew into a Coldplay-induced rage when some guy started singing “Yellow”. She attacked him, then anyone who got in her way, and finally the police.

Coincidentally, my friend had to leave this karaoke night we were at recently when someone went into a Coldplay song — I don’t know the title, but it’s the big one from the second album. Anyway, I’m glad that at least my friend was able to control herself.

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Correction!

Because of a typographical error, a story on the Virgin Festival in the Aug. 6 Style section referred to Girl Talk’s Greg Gillis as a one-trick phony instead of a one-trick pony. The change has been made in this version of the story.

via Idolator

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My Big Wedding Was a Mistake

Made a fool of myself over the weekend. Not the for the first or last time of course, but still. I was trying to impress this cute girl. So like an idiot, I asked her to be the maid of honor at my wedding. And I should say that she did an excellent job. But I made no progress at all as far as dating her is concerned. I think we’re totally on the “just friends” tip now. Bleh. The worst part is that I’ll never look that fabulous again for the rest of my life. I mean, you’re not allowed to wear the dress twice, right?

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The Hideous Behavior of the Parties of God

Christopher Hitchens:

In default of impartial prosecution, we have to insist that Muslims take their chance of being upset, just as we who do not subscribe to their arrogant certainties are revolted every day by the hideous behavior of the parties of God.

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Mouse Pointer Help

Need help moving your mouse pointer around? Amuse yourself, and Click here.
via The Morning News

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Songs Whose Titles Are Their Entire Lyrics

List of songs whose titles are also their entire lyrics. The best of these is “Kelly Watch the Stars”.
via The Morning News

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Jason Lee, a Dog, and the Belush

 Jason Lee, a Dog, and the Belush
Haha, check out the Belush. He’s the king, man.

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