Made a fool of myself over the weekend. Not the for the first or last time of course, but still. I was trying to impress this cute girl. So like an idiot, I asked her to be the maid of honor at my wedding. And I should say that she did an excellent job. But I made no progress at all as far as dating her is concerned. I think we’re totally on the “just friends” tip now. Bleh. The worst part is that I’ll never look that fabulous again for the rest of my life. I mean, you’re not allowed to wear the dress twice, right?