So Dave and I were drinking at the Meadowlark in Denver. This super-hot bartender works there. She’s super hot because in addition to being hot, she’s also genuinely friendly. Anyway, we’re the only ones in the bar and she says, “hey you guys wanna see something crazy?” and we’re all, “yes.” So she shows us a web video of a man being eaten by lion.
I felt a little tiny part of my soul die. She said videos like that didn’t really bother her because she reads true crime novels.