Monthly Archives: March 2007

I Don’t Want to Know

Time magazine around the world:
 I Dont Want to Know

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Impossible Fish Tank

 Impossible Fish Tank
This open fish tank uses a vacuum to hold the water in the aquarium while there are open holes on the side where the fish can swim out to say hi.

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The Birds

Check out this sweet graphic design:
 The Birds

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Erasing Memories

A single, specific memory has been wiped from the brains of rats, leaving other recollections intact.

Maybe finally they can help me forget the taste of human flesh.

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Newt Swears He’s Not a Hypocrite

Newt Gingrich on the the affair he was having during the Clinton probe:

“I drew a line in my mind that said, ‘Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept … perjury in your highest officials.”

Wow, how motherfucking noble he makes it sound. He had no choice!

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GodTube

In that grand tradition of Conservapedia, here is GodTube. Get your anti-evolution propaganda here.

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Serbian Vampire Hunters, etc.

Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him ‘returning from the dead’. Miroslav Milosevic, no relation to the former president, gave himself up to police who have launched an investigation.

I want to know more about these Serbian vampire hunters. Is ramming stakes through the hearts of dead former dictators all they do? How often do they meet? What qualifies as “new business” at such meetings?
via Wonkette

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Turning the Kids Gay

At least one parent is thinking about having his son checked for HIV because he watched the Super Bowl halftime show and saw Prince playing guitar in silhouette. Read this tale and more at The Smoking Gun’s list of FCC complaints about the Super Bowl.

via Brad Sucks

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Captain America & Casper the Friendy Ghost

 Captain America & Casper the Friendy Ghost

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Captain America Dies

Captain America has been killed. Apparently by a sniper.

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