Truth (Plus Lies)

I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I then look back at God. When basing a comparison on “COMMON SENSE” the FSM makes absolutely NO SENSE! “Why then are the mountain tops not made of spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of spaghetti sauce?” Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a) which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant observation of the material, then I can say no.

Wow, QED! Read some more FSM Hatemail.
via Boing Boing

A photo gallery of prison shivs.
via Kottke

This interview is the funniest Colbert clip I’ve seen - and yeah, that’s saying a lot.

(Double-click it to make it go.)
From here.
via Metafilter

…and other old drug ads.

via Neatorama

Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
–Anne Coulter

Anne Coulter thinks Bill Clinton has homosexual tendencies. Her half-baked explanations about why are funny - ha ha funny as well as the other kind.

Anyone who wonders what happens in a society where cohabitation takes the place of marriage need look no further than the nearest ghetto.

also via Monkeyfilter

An intermittently hilarious video of the original Star Wars as told from the point of view of an insane Darth Vader. Made up of the movie footage mixed with audio from other James Earl Jones movies.
via Monkeyfilter