Axl Rose Is a Cannibal

The Superficial says:

Axl Rose was released from jail today after paying a $5,500 fine for allegedly biting a security guard in the leg outside his hotel in Sweden. I’d expand on that, but where else is there to go? He handled himself pretty well when Tommy Hilfiger lost it and started wailing on him in a club last month so I’m assuming sometime between then and now he caught rabies. That’s what happens when you live in a dumpster with wild dogs. Who knew that you have to be employed to afford decent shelter?

(BTW, the Superficial is awesome.)

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