Taking God for Granted

Dude gets carried away with the scientific method:

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

In other news:

Clara Jean Brown had been left home alone this past weekend when a powerful storm rolled over her Daphne, Alabama home.

Unable to do anything useful for her family, Brown decided to say a prayer for their safe return.

“I said, ‘Amen,’ and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire,” she said. “I was just standing there when a huge ball of fire engulfed this whole room. I don’t remember much after that.”

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