Monthly Archives: April 2006

Bush Dips Again

According to Fox News, Bush’s approval rating is now 33%. I think when the President defended Rumsfeld by not defending him, and instead declaring himself “the decider”, it marked a new phase of these Bush Years we are slogging through: the Pathetic & Embarrassing Phase.

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Consider Yourself Crucified!

 Consider Yourself Crucified!

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Woods vs. Irons

Someone should make a movie that includes a scene where James Woods and Jeremy Irons argue about whether it’s spelled “humor” or “humour”.

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Purple Karl

 Purple Karl

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Curses! We ‘Evolutionists’ Have Been Foiled Again!

And speaking of batshit crazy, here are some creationist motherfuckers acting like motherfuckers. (One of the motherfuckers is Kirk Cameron.)

Video via this very long MeFi thread.

I wanted to post an exemplary quote from the video (which is two dudes “arguing” against evolution), but it’s just so completely moronic that not a word in it is worth remembering or repeating. So see how long you can watch before you vomit on your keyboard.

However, according to a commenter at MeFi, at one point in the video, Kirk Cameron asks, “How could science make a parrot?”

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The Gospel of Judas

Ok, so I’ve read the Gospel of Judas, and it is batshit crazy.

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My Problem

Damn… I just accidentally snorted coke. You know… like cola.

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Batty Candidate for Mayor of NOLA

From Wonkette, here’s a story that started out pretty funny, but now has reached the level of funny necessary for me to mention it.

There’s this candidate for the Mayoralty (love that word) of New Orleans. Her name is Kimberly Williamson Butler. Her website features a photo of her standing in the French Quarter. Except that it’s not really the French Quarter. It’s the DISNEYLAND VERSION of the French Quarter. Sweet. The give-away was the style of a trash can in the photo.

When Disney was notified, they referred it to their legal deparment, but it’s ok because Butler’s site has fixed the problem. By taking a picture of the real French Quarter? No. By photoshopping the trash can out of the picture: Batty Candidate for Mayor of NOLA

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We Will Destroy You

Pictures of people playing Space Invaders, taken from a camera in the screen. On a couple of them, you get that intense “you are horrible aliens from 1978, and you will die by my hand” look on the player’s face.

Incidentally:

Space Invaders was originally going to be called something completely different as the aliens were originally soldiers which you had to shoot down. They decided that it was politically unwise to encourage killing humans so changed the people into aliens.

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If Christ Can Do It…

Apparently in the Philippines, people get crucified as part of their Easter ritual. Like, really crucified. With nails.

Folks in the Philippines have been putting themselves through this torturous nonsense since the 17th Century, but the crucifixions were fake, people had been tied to the crosses. Then in 1961, the man chosen head Kristo demanded that he be nailed to his cross. Since then, real honest-to-God crucifixion has been deriguer.

This year, a Scottish former gameshow host named Dominik Diamond was filming a documentary about his own crucifixion that was to happen yesterday. Unsurprisingly, he chickened out at the last minute.

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