And speaking of batshit crazy, here are some creationist motherfuckers acting like motherfuckers. (One of the motherfuckers is Kirk Cameron.)
Video via this very long MeFi thread.
I wanted to post an exemplary quote from the video (which is two dudes “arguing” against evolution), but it’s just so completely moronic that not a word in it is worth remembering or repeating. So see how long you can watch before you vomit on your keyboard.
However, according to a commenter at MeFi, at one point in the video, Kirk Cameron asks, “How could science make a parrot?”