In chapter 9 of Genesis, Noah has a son named Ham. And Noah curses Ham for all eternity, dooming him (and his descendants of course) to be the servant(s) of Noah’s other two sons (and their descendants). What was his crime? Noah got drunk, and was passed out, naked, in his tent. And Ham accidentally saw him. I’ll give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume that Ham was also making fun of him. Even so, these Old Testament guys were total hard-ons.