One-Star Reviews of Great Books

The Morning News has a list of bad reviews of good books, including this one about Slaughterhouse Five:

In the novel, they often speak of a planet called Tralfamadore, where he was displayed in a zoo with a former movie star by the name of Montana Wildhack. I thought that the very concept of a man who was kidnapped by aliens was truly unbelievable and a tad ludicrous. I did not find the idea of aliens kidnapping a human and putting them in a zoo very plausible. While some of the Tralfamadorians’ concept of death and living in a moment would be comforting for a war veteran, I found it relatively odd. I do not believe that an alien can kidnap someone and house them in a zoo for years at a time, while it is only a microsecond on earth. I also do not believe that a person has seven parents.

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One Comment

  1. Posted October 26, 2005 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    The Lord of the Flies review is classic.

    “I love Survivor so I thought I’d like this…”

    People are idiots

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